Oh well, whatever, nevermind

zealotarchaeologist:

i stepped on the scale today and it said “bat”

it took me a few seconds to realize it meant the battery was out, but before i realized that i just said “i am not a bat” out loud

phleps:

lets play a game called do you actually like me or am i annoying you

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

why is pollination not called floral sex

popcornmassacre:

every single child who has ever been home sick from school knows the hell that is Baby Looney Tunes

peixesass:

pikanoob:

seeaann:

when friends make plans in front of you but don’t invite you

when accidently making plans in front of friends you don’t want to invite and they invite themselves

when someone hits your pokemon and its super effective